*falls through your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about star trek
*burning on your ceiling* hey do you wanna talk about supernatural
*appears in your bedroom in a blue box* hey do you wanna talk about doctor who
*takes you as my hostage then runs from the police* hey do you wanna talk about sherlock
*eats your organs* hey you wanna talk about Hanni- .. oh.
OKAY I WAS MAKING A GIF RESPONSE THE OTHER NIGHT AND RIGHT AS I CLICKED START MY MOM YELLED “ITS TIME FOR DINNER” AND I JUST CASUALLY MADE MY WAY UPSTAIRS AND THIS HAPPENED
This is horrifying
SOMEONE PLEASE REVERSE THIS
your wish is my command
go ODBY E
I’m laughing so hard right now, I just can’t.
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still my favorite story to tell.
DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES
I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT
would you say that it makes your eyes scream
you fucking didn’t